Turkey Sandwich Blues - by Sean Whiteman

I was putting Sun Chips on my turkey sandwich when I saw them. They were sitting on a park bench together. But that’s not all they were doing. They were also resembling two people that had recently wronged my brother. A woman and a man.

“Why don’t you two resemble someone a little less fucking gross?!?”

They had open mouths after I yelled that. I should have shoved my turkey sandwich in the cavities because after seeing those two likenesses I wasn’t hungry anymore.

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