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8 Reasons Why Cats Rule

1. They spend large amounts of time keeping themselves clean.
2. You can drug them with catnip and then just sit back and watch the show.
3. They walk themselves.
4. The personality differs significantly from cat to cat.
5. They don’t jump up and double punch you in the cock.
6. They are smart enough not to eat chocolate [...]

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Dear Jeffrey Dahmer,
Thanks for opening up to America to give an exclusive first and last TV interview. I’m really glad that you take full responsibility for your crimes, and are able to see the error of your ways. I was impressed with how open and articulate you could be about your past actions [...]

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