Barack Obama’s Speech

Obama just made a speech. In Pennsylvania, where they haven’t voted for anyone yet. CRAZY, right? That people are still voting in the freaking primary. I digress, as usual but come on! I want a nominee! Obama made a speech, and I didn’t get to watch it, but I read it. You should read it.

This [...]

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Pi Day

If you haven’t heard yet, you’re obviously not the international web geek that you think yourself to be. It’s a Holiday, and not just any holiday, but Pi Day!

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fingernails.

pros:
1- protects end of finger
2- self defense
3- good at scratching itches
4- peeling stickers off stuff could not be done without them
5- essential to scab and nose picking
6- biting ones fingernails is a cool phrase to illustrate stress
7- fashion possibilities (if youre into that kind of thing)
8- keeps growing, so if you want you can have [...]

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Breaking News! Yahoo Embraces the Semantic Web!

Michael Arrington just broke this story with this blog post on TechCrunch.
Pretty huge news of a giant like Yahoo adapting a technology that for any real purpose doesn’t even exist yet.
The web will be different, for sure, but with all the talk about the Semantic web strengthening/destroying Google, I’m itching to hear a Googresponse.
Yahoo will [...]

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The Wire Joins Top Five Shows

In honor of HBO’s The Wire recently coming to a close, I’ve decided to make a proper list of the five most “jesus christ, that’s good” shows of all time. These are personal opinions and they don’t take into account shows I have yet to be privy to. The amount of waking hours put into [...]

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The Forbidden Kingdom

Piggy Backing on Bryan’s Post that Hulu was finally going live today, have you been have you been have you been?
I am more than glad to watch a mere three commercials while I veg out with an episode of The Simpsons before bed, and the video quality is far superior to anything I could hack [...]

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I’m going to write about pockets.

Pockets. Put your hands and other things in them. They’re on all sorts of clothes and they’re on animals too; namely marsupials. Sometimes, marsupials inspire the pockets on clothes. For example, you know how hoodys have that pocket on them that cover your belly? Those pockets are called kangaroo pockets. [...]

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Spoon Me to Death

Interesting note for those of you who follow Search Engine optimization:
Todays current h-o-t-t hot trends on Google Trends:

1.
spoon me to death

2.
what are you going to do spoon me to death

3.
rate my cop

4.
f 22 raptor

5.
ratemycop.com

Also, on a related note, the website spoonmetodeath.com is currently parked, while ratemycop.com happens to be experiencing a denial of service.

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Silda Spitzer- Here’s my Token Feminist POV

Dear Mrs Governer Spitzer,
Silda Spitzer, you have the best name I’ve ever heard. Silda, can I call you that? Is Former Mrs Governor more appropriate? Well, your husband hasn’t resigned YET but maybe you will divorce him? Either way, FORMER is the word to go. I think you’re pretty cute and I like what I [...]

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Pimp My Governor

The New York Times Reports:
“ALBANY - Gov. Eliot Spitzer has been caught on a federal wiretap arranging to meet with a high-priced prostitute at a Washington hotel last month, according to a person briefed on the federal investigation.”

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